Top 31 of 2006: #11

Sia: “Colour the Small One”
Released: January 10, 2006

What a year for Sia Furler. Not only did the new Zero 7 come out to much critical acclaim (including a Grammy nomination), but her February 2004 release “Colour the Small One” finally made its way to the United States almost 2 years after its initial release. Some may argue that this really isn’t a true 2006 release, but it is for me. And one of the great things about this album is that it has a very timeless sound to it. It’s not a 2004-ish pop vocalist album, and nothing about it identifies it as a 2006 release. It’s simply a really great album devoid of identifiable music trends. I’ve been listening to this album since I first got a hold of it around March of this year, and, to be honest, I haven’t gotten tired of it yet. It’s in my car stereo right now! That says a lot about the album, but it also says a whole lot about the talent of Sia Furler. So if there’s one album you need to absolutely hear, it might just be this one. Who cares if it’s three years too late? This is an absolutely brilliant album!

For showing her staying power, Sia graces the #11 spot.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #11
The Streets – “Never Went to Church” from the album The Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living.

Top 31 of 2006: #12

Joanna Newsom: “Ys”
Released: November 14, 2006

Bring on the hate. I’ve been expecting it. Ever since I decided to put Joanna Newsom in the #12 spot over a month ago, I’ve pretty much known that many people would disagree with me. So I’d like to once again point out the superiority of my opinion in all things music. “Ys” is an amazing album. In only five songs, Joanna weaves intricate tales of meteors, or Monkeys and Bears and it all manages to sound cool. Yeah. Who would have thought that a creepy little house-ridden girl who plays the harp would be cool? I sure as hell didn’t. So what if Joanna Newsom can’t sing an “a” syllable? It’s cute when she tries, right? Right! And I know that my initial reaction to her wasn’t the most positive reaction possible, but come on! The bottom line is, Joanna Newsom is a fantastic, brilliant artist. Artistry of this caliber has not been seen elsewhere this year. Period! So do yourself a favor and experience “Ys.”

For keeping me in awe, Joanna Newsom plucks her way into the #12 spot.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #12
Cursive – “Dorothy at Forty” from the album Happy Hollow.

Top 31 of 2006: #13

Muse: “Black Holes and Revelations”
Released: July 11, 2006

The music media is strange. While many of these people have given golf claps to Muse in the past, it wasn’t until 2006 that they started dishing out the accolades. Really? I was under the impression that they released “The Origin of Symmetry” and “Absolution.” I guess I’m mistaken, because it really couldn’t have taken these high and mighty douches this long to finally acknowledge Muse as a really great band. Could it? Who knows? All I know is that, for the most part, “Black Holes and Revelations” is a disappointment. Most of the pure rock energy that fed their previous albums was shelved for a more mainstream sound. That’s cool and all, but is it really their best album ever, as many are saying? Nah. It’s their third best. So I’ll go ahead and say it again, “Black Holes and Revelations” is a disappointment. But when a disappointment sounds this good, you know that you’re listening to one of today’s most impressive bands, along with one of the only bands remaining that still plays rock music. Say what you want about what they sacrificed on this album, or what it’s lacking, but Muse is still doing things their way. This album is really a testament to that. Did I mention that it’s freaking awesome?

For making me hate them, then love them, Muse rocks their way to #13.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #13
Sufjan Stevens – “Adlai Stevenson” from the album The Avalanche.

Top 31 of 2006: #14

Tilly and the Wall: “Bottoms of Barrels”
Released: May 23, 2006

Anyone who’s ever been to a high school talent show knows at least one thing for sure. Tap dancing gets old. It gets old really quick. So if Tilly and the Wall was planning on milking the tap-dancing thing for as long as they could, I’m glad someone talked them out of it. Don’t misunderstand, the tap-dancing is still there, and still unique. However, whereas their first album seemed to rely too heavily on the gimmicky nature of said tap-dancing, “Bottoms of Barrels” expands the band’s unique sound to where the tap-dancing takes a backseat to awesome melodies, great instrumentation, and fun vocal performances. To say Tilly and the Wall is a gimmick might have been a somewhat valid point before 2006, but now you just have to swallow your shame and admit that, yeah, they do kind of have some talent there. I mean, they were on Letterman’s show a few months ago, and they did do a pretty jam-up job. So who’s gonna say they are a gimmick now? They are legitimate, and “Bottoms of Barrels” is proof of that!

For holding it down, Tilly and the Wall tap dance their way to #14.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #14
Headlights – “Songy Darko” from the album Kill Them With Kindness.

Top 31 of 2006: #15

I”m From Barcelona: “Let Me Introduce My Friends”
Released: June 12, 2006

The Polyphonic Spree sucked! They sucked worse than Mr. Big, and Mr. Big suuuuuuucked. So forgive me for having a little bit of apprehension before listening to I’m From Barcelona. There’s over twenty people in this band (I think somewhere around 29 or so) so it’s hard to take them seriously when you know that most of them won’t do anything besides sing happy songs about Treehouses (which they do). But there’s one thing that’s absolutely certain about I’m From Barcelona, and that’s the fact that they’re undeniably irresistible. It’s like listening to popcorn pop, then coating all of it in caramel. Let it cool, then eat it. You’re eating I’m From Barcelona. How does it taste? Amazing? Yeah, I know. So forget the fact that it’s one of those darned import albums. And forget the fact that there’s way too many people in this band. If you let those two things hold you back, then you may very well be missing out on one of the coolest albums of the year. At the very least, you’ll be missing out on one of the best albums ever made by a band with over twenty people in it. That’s a promise. A promise from Cale. The best kind of promise!

For making me smile and want to climb a tree, I’m From Barcelona makes it to #15…that’s the top half! Whoo!!!

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #15
The Flaming Lips – “The W.A.N.D.” from the album At War with the Mystics.

Top 31 of 2006: #16

Bonnie “Prince” Billy: “The Letting Go”
Released: September 19, 2006

Come one, come all. Who wants to say it first? Josh? Adams? Jeffers? If you guys actually kept up with this blog then you’d probably be commenting the hell out of this post. So let me go ahead and say it. I really like Bonnie “Prince” Billy’s latest album. Like, really! So excuse me for maybe hinting that I thought he sucked. Forgive me for whining every time one of you attempted to play it in the car while I was in the passenger seat. But don’t forgive me totally just yet. I’m still holding to the fact that every album before “The Letting Go” is utter crap! Terrible, god awful crap! I don’t know this for sure, but saying it accomplishes two things. 1.) It lets me maintain some dignity and helps my opinion remain at a superior level, and 2.) it keeps me from having to stop listening to this one. Because let me tell you, all of you, something. “The Letting Go” is a great album. And trust me, it’s the only decent Bonnie “Prince” Billy album there is. The rest of them suck taint.

For keeping me humble, Bonnie “Prince” Billy lands at #16.]

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #16
The Hidden Cameras – “Fee Fie” from the album Awoo.

Top 31 of 2006: #17

Sufjan Stevens: “The Avalanche”

Released: July 11, 2006

How do you follow up one of the best albums of all time? You don’t. You milk it for all it’s worth. At least that seems to be Sufjan Stevens’ plan. “The Avalanche,” a collection of outtakes and extras was released this July, a year after his 2005 masterpiece “Illinois” came out. So the big question is, how is it? The answer is a resounding “fantastic!” Ever since Stevens’ first foray into making albums about states, he hasn’t really disappointed. In many ways, “The Avalanche” is so good that it really shouldn’t be considered an outtakes album, but rather a sequel to “Illinois.” It has the same spirit, craftmanship, and love as its predecessor, and it’s even longer in minutes! So I ask you, everyone, what is not to love about this album? How can you not want to ride the hatch, just to try it out? Also, how can you not have mad respect for Sufjan Stevens? After releasing his album last year, he releases two this year! Over 60 songs in 2006 alone. And they’re all pretty awesome. So admit it. You have a giant man crush on Sufjan Stevens. It’s okay. I do too. But you already knew that.

For being awesome, Sufjan Stevens makes it to #17 on the list.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #17

Bonnie “Prince” Billy – “Cursed Sleep” from the album The Letting Go.

Top 31 of 2006: #18

Thom Yorke: “The Eraser”
Released: July 11, 2006

If you still like Radiohead, the consensus seems to be that you’ll really like Thom Yorke’s first official solo outing. Fair enough. I believe I even stated back in my review in July that this album is good enough to hold me over until Radiohead’s next album (which better come out). Has it? Not really. You see, “The Eraser” is a very very cool album. When it was released I praised it’s ability to be simplistic and still seem complex. After about a month, though, you realize just how simplistic it is. It’s a loop, most often, and Thom Yorke singing. Don’t discredit it though. These are pretty cool loops, and Thom is still a pretty talented vocalist. But after you listen to it a dozen times, there’s nothing left to experience. You’ve heard everything. There’s nothing new to find. It’s like a pop album, but lacking in strong hooks. With the exception of “This is f*cked up, f*cked up. ” there’s not really a hook that will catch you and keep you listening. As such, I’d like to change my initial rating from a 5 out of 5 Stars to a 7 out of 10 Stars. This is an incredible album, but far from perfect. That being said. Get it. If you don’t, you might be an idiot. Just maybe….

For giving me one of the best months ever, Thom Yorke (read Tom York) is presented with this fabulous spot on my list.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #18
Sia – “The Church of What’s Happening Now” from the album Colour the Small One.

Top 31 of 2006: #19

Neko Case: “Fox Confessor Brings the Flood”
Released: March 7, 2006

Are you listening? Good. Listen, we need to talk. Take off your Rabbit Fur Coat and have a seat. Right over there. OK. Now, I understand what you’re going for. Patsy Cline was a cool chick back in her day. I might have even compared the two of you before this year. But things have changed. Don’t cry. I’m not attacking you. I’m just saying, you don’t have to try to be Patsy Cline. Just be yourself. You were a cool girl before this year, but you blew it. Your lyrics were always cool, and a bit quirky. But when you try to be Patsy Cline, you just come off as a bit retarded. It doesn’t work. I was all for listening to your first solo-album, but come on! Who are you trying to fool? Besides, Neko Case’s album came out two months after yours and just put you to shame. It’s okay to quit now and just go back to what you’re used to. None of us will care. We love you. That’s why I’m talking to you like this. I just want you to realize that we love you, and we always will as long as you never make another solo-album again. At least not like this one. It’s just not worth it. Do you understand, Jenny? Good. Now go out there and show us why we love you!

For making me say, “Jenny who?” Neko Case cracks the Top 20 of 2006.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #19
Cursive – “Into the Fold” from the album Happy Hollow.

Top 31 of 2006: #20

Belle and Sebastian: “The Life Pursuit”
Released: February 7, 2006

Say what you will about Belle and Sebastian. “They’re gay!” “Their music is dumb!” “I’d rather smash my head into a brick wall than listen to Belle and Sebastian!” I don’t care about you or what you think! Do you have your own blog that gets at least 3 regular visitors? Hell no! And the reason for that is pretty crystal clear from where I’m sitting. It’s because your opinions aren’t valid! So shut the hell up! “The Life Pursuit” is the first Belle and Sebastian album I’ve ever bought and/or listened to in its entirety. And guess what? It’s awesome! If cinnamon toast had a distinctive sound, it would sound like Belle and Sebastian. It’s all sweet and innocent and you just want to eat it all up! So yeah, their music may be kinda gay and maybe a little dumb, but a song like “White Collar Boy” or “Sukie in the Graveyard” is irresistible. Admit it! You love Belle and Sebastian! You want to receive Belle and Sebastian’s seed! It’s okay. Everyone else wants to do the same thing, and they won’t admit it either. So go ahead and hang out with your loser friends who are “too cool” to admit that they like Belle and Sebastian! If that’s your thing, that’s your thing. Me? I’m gonna be over here by myself smiling, laughing, dancing, and snapping my effing fingers! And I’m cool with that! Get over yourself! Belle and Sebastian is the balls!

For making me all defensive and undeniably cute at the same time, Belle and Sebastian make it to #20.

Top 31 Songs of 2006: #20
I’m From Barcelona – “Treehouse” from the album Let Me Introduce You to My Friends.